What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 09:07
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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